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Recent Game Reviews
Mario is Missing (fixed)
Rated 4 / 5 stars October 10, 2010
Sexy, funny and challenging even.
Great game man! Made me horny, it was pretty funny and simple enough. I liked the art, and as a grade A-perv, I can say you did a great job on the animations with Peach. On the subject of the Princess, I just freakin' loved how you drew her too.
Gotta do a rerun just to get the outfits, coins and other stuff. I love how you put all this extra stuff here. Now I'm actually playing this for the challenge, ha!
I don't know, even though I had the best fap ever, I have all these stupid complaints about missing jump animations and all.. but who gives a shit. The other animations were more than enough to keep this shit running. But still, can't give this game a nine or a ten.
I had a blast.
PS: Can you shoot fireballs with the Fire flower suit? No? So it's just a cool brown skin lay? Nice, nice.
Ching Chong Beautiful
Rated 4 / 5 stars September 22, 2010
Fast, funny and crazy.
I love this game! It took a long time for you to make this but it's all worth every second. The levels are great and once you get a flow on, you feel like you're unstoppable! I also like how everything happens so fast, when you get to high-five that red statue, you feel really great!
I keep coming back to this game again and again. It's fun to even play a couple of minutes since you get to move so fast and pick the levels yourself. This might be the best game on NG, it really could! I can't think of any other game that would match this in graphical quality, lenght, replay value and in just fun!
The only complaint I have is that I would have liked more unlockables...or at least make them easier to get since I like to customize my guy BEFORE I get into the action itself. Now the unlocks were quite unintentive, and there was too few of them.
Anyway, great job JOHNNY and SWAIN! Oh and STAMPER for the amazing soundtrack.
Ninja Rampage
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars October 25, 2008
"Ninja master"
Now this is how you make a ninja game! It doesn't really require anything more, I would like this kinda game on a console or something. But in 3D of course. In it's own category this clearly deserves a nine. The choice for ambient was obvious but excellent with the traditional drums and everything. And the art, with the dark, brutal feeling was great! The tall grass and the feudal age japan buildings matched the feeling. And the intro with the sensei was good too.
Recent Audio Reviews
Roller Coaster Junkie Remix
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 30, 2009
Coaster
No wonder she approved this. I'm gonna check the video just because of this music. The only part that failed was 1:40-1:54, the high sound was just too horrible. Those sounds are ok in techno usually, if you do them right.
Good thing the start was great.
Thanks for the review,
Regarding the high pitch sound, see, I'm a high pitch junkie, so I couldn't help it, next time I'll try harder to avoid it.
Koolfox.
All of this madness
Rated 4 / 5 stars January 30, 2009
Nice, except!
Well, I don't know about Gran turismo but this appealed to me. Nothing to say to improve really. Except one part, 2:34 to 2:58 it went way over the top and sounded
quite stupid...too high, yugh. But that's easy to fix. :)
This sure could be the theme music in some old driving game, ha!
I went crazy with pitch bend right at those points. on the part that sounds strange i just randomly moved it up and down.
{425} Invincible
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars January 30, 2009
Uplift!
Exactly as Johnnybrovo said! One of the best songs I've heard! amazing work. This could be some old adventure game's climax scene background music. Makes me happy and nostalgic. :)
yeah, I could totally see that happening.
This is supposed to be a really happy tune.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars October 12, 2010
Some minor nitpicking.
You gotta funny voice and you do a pretty good job too. But I'm getting tired of hearing it all the time. Just gets a little repetitive.
I know that it's easier for you to do these animations without having to go through the trouble of finding different voice actors for each little piece. But I'm just saying. That's the problem for me. That's the only downside of your animations, otherwise they're pretty much among the best NG can offer.
Still earns a 7, it was funny alright. Gotta get this game. :)
you have a fair point, but voicing lines is a bigger pain in the ass than most people realize. I can record a line 20 times and not be happy with it..or I'l change something in the script mid-recording and have to then change other things.
dragging some other poor soul into this mess is something I'd rather not do.
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 1, 2010
It's street fighter.
AW YEA GURL
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars April 23, 2010
"Meh..."
Wasn't so good actually. It took too long to make your point in each scene, it wasn't that funny and all together boring to watch. Plus, sometimes the audio was too loud and other times it was too quiet.
I couldn't even make out some words, but maybe I wasn't paying enough attention because it was so boring.
And I didn't even like the art style, it was messy, sketchy and the colours were weird. I just can't give this a higher score. Even Sauron looked ridiculous with his gray armor and red cape.
The only thing that made me choose this anyway was because of the subject. When someone is making a satire or a parody out of LOTR, I'll be there.
I don't like just plain trashing something, so let's try and think of something that was good too! "This is me, giving you the ring" Maybe a played out joke but pretty amusing all the same.
Cool man, I can totally respect your opinions and the points you made. Thanks for remaining (or at least ending on) a somewhat positive note. We definitely weren't trying to parody the movie so much as make a comedy about the producer characters themselves, although the title did bring in a lot of people who likely weren't expecting the style of humor we tend to produce.
For the series to survive we may have to change a few things here and there so your comments will be taken seriously as you were kind enough to form them into coherent thoughts haha. Thanks for the review, hopefully you will find something of ours more to your liking in the future.